Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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