woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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