We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
party gras won. party gras always wins.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
The ass gains better be worth it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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