I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Found your dick twin last night
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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