there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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