not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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