Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You took a bar mat shot.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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