I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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