perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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