nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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