belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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