Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think I sprained my soul last night
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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