Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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