I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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