I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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