Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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