So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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