scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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