I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
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Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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