How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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