we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
