All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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