Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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