its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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