I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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