I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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