hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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