i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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