you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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