i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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