Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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