Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I AM VODKA MAN
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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