Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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Just high enough for therapy.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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