there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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