Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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