im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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