it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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