Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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