Are we in a gay sports bar?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
