Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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