I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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