Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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