They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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