On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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