then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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