I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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