Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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