They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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