It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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