i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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