I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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