well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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