Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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