can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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