and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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