Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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